WAIT, IS A WOLF GOING TO EAT THEM? Top 20 Best Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere. There is a lot to process with this new parental verification on my childs iPad. My 12 year-old had a sleepover last night and I regret to inform you she's the "hey guys let's keep it down" kid. Part of HuffPost Parenting. It was so cute that he thought it was for him. I dont buy tupperware containers, I steal them from my parents house like an adult, 4yo, crying hot tears of frustration into her waffle: "I. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. i have failed me. They started fighting. ". 13-year-old with cerebral palsy is on a mission to inspire others. Kids walk right past their father, come into the bathroom where Im blow drying my hair, to ask me to open the granola bar. We serve 6 different types of potatoes, everyone brings their books, and we read.Genius! Because shes in the livingroom. Whenever my kid is about to do something hes not supposed to he says, dont look at me, and thats how I know hes not cut out for a life of crime. Last night at dinner my 6 year-old asked me what the most dangerous shark was and I said 'The Loan Shark' so naturally I received an email from his teacher this morning. That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) January 16, 2022. Blasted some Nirvana to do some cleaning, immediately started air drumming and head banging and my 12 y/o daughter walked up to me with a concerned look on her face and asked me, Are you ok? like some kind of Boomer trying to bring me down. my five year old would like to inform everyone she consumed mushrooms in her stir fry this evening and will now cease to exist. Birds are chirping. Is it leave her in the woods? 5 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. The amount of family gossip they traffic to school (and their teachers) would ASTOUND you. I dont know much about parenting, but I know theres a goldfish cracker under your couch right now. Grandparents are the ultimate hype people. Top 20 Best Tweets From Funny Mom and Teacher Katie D. Top 15 Funny and Relatable Tweets From Women This Past Week, 20 Funny and Relatable Marriage Tweets That Prove Opposites Attract, What does love mean? Hilarious and Heartwarming Answers From Kids, Top 20 Sweet and Funny Tweets For Valentines Day. I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. One thing older parents always say to new parents when you have a baby is you dont need a lot of stuff! and Im here to tell you this is wrong. Sign up to follow me here! Jessie (@mommajessiec). Kid didn't even hesitate 8-year-old: Do you have a favorite kid? The 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of funny tweets! Picked up my sons from school and stopped to get gas, invited them to get out of the car and learn how to do it. Another week and and another round of funny tweets from parents! Part of HuffPost Parenting. These are the moms and dads who made us laugh out loud. ". My cousin had a baby and my father is giving advice on fatherhood. My toddler said "I feel drinky" and yeah girl, same. Get the latest funniest memes and keep up what is going on in the meme-o-sphere. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. This what I see when I walked in. I thought my 2yo would be ok w the new Cars show even though I heard it was a bit scary bc he loves Cars & has never been scared of TV but we watched the haunted house ep, he was completely silent and then at the end said I dont want to watch TV anymore Did I break him?? 25 of the Funniest Tweets About Life With Preschoolers, 20 Hilarious Tweets That Capture the Reality of Working in Retail or Customer Service, Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week. Here are some of the best, funniest, and most viral tweets from this week. Took my kids to a KISS concert last night, where my son kept complaining about the smelly feet of the group sitting next to us who decided to go barefoot.In unrelated news, my son doesn't know what weed smells like. Some highlights:"Remember that feeling of complete love that you get when you hold your baby. One week post baby and I keep panicking for a second because I realize I havent felt the baby move in a long time. Im just typing this to show my teenage daughter I trust her enough to not pay attention when she drives us but Im pretty terrified rn. pic.twitter.com/fCE3Wkp1XS, Nothing like your child waking you up in the night because her stuffed unicorn is looking at her funny. pic.twitter.com/hWtAjufSwa. "Accidentally put grown-up toothpaste on my toddlers toothbrush and he screamed like I was cleaning his teeth with a Carolina Reaper dipped in Tabasco sauce. My kids are piercing their baby dolls' ears, and after much debate they decided against lip rings because - and I quote - ' , ' 10. Getting someone pregnant makes you a father. I hate to disparage a small business but do not go to my daughter's nail salon pic.twitter.com/CszgDqN5pC. My son has a shirt that says, "my dad . The kid looked at me before he left and said what Ive learned about you is you eat really weird looking food. Wishing you all a good weekend! So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. My 3yo niece wanted me to pretend I was her baby. There should be a different word for vacation when its with your kids. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. At bedtime my kid told me he was as thirsty as a hippo who never ever had any water and now I need to call Milton-Bradley with a new game idea, I made broccoli and salmon with homemade sugar cookies and the baby just wanted the broccoli and salmonpaternity test coming right up. Emily Murnane @emily_murnane Wtf I fell in love and now I gotta. My daughter has decided she loves giving massages, or as I like to call them, tests of moms pain tolerance. from the couch. IE 11 is not supported. I dont know much about parenting, but I know theres a goldfish cracker under your couch right now. do not hit that submit button. "My husbands version of helping out with the kids is yelling 'COME ON, GUYS!' Just sell the vehicle. 3 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. My wife and I are currently in the longest "you do it" toilet paper game ever played. ", Dentists be like, The earliest we can get you in is today at 1 or a Tuesday afternoon 6 months from now., Nothing says '80s parenting like my mom taping my bangs to my forehead to cut them in a straight line, Nothing hurts your feelings like accidentally opening the front-facing camera. careful with that cursor son. The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (March 2, 2023) - Funny memes that "GET IT" and want you to too. Nothing is sacred. To that end, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter every week to spread the joy. Part of HuffPost Parenting. I got mad. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! Not you AND your baby!" Very frustrated. Do tons of activities with your toddler on Saturday, let them stay up late and really wear them out so they still wake up at 4:30 on Sunday morning. Someone cut me off and I gave them the finger and my 7yo asked what it means so I said it means you can go ahead of me so you can guess what happened at school line up yesterday. A birth control commercial with a kid in the backseat screaming WHATS THAT and a driving parent yelling I CANT SEE WHAT YOURE POINTING AT repeat until everyone is crying, Rule #1 of the parenting code: it is now acceptable to use baby wipes to clean everything. [After dropping a container of blueberries all over the floor] 8 y/o: See! I like to think Im good with money but I found $20 in my pocket and immediately bought something that was $56. Oldest child: Here are 100 pictures of me as a baby eating oatmeal. I didn't know it was that serious. Because shes in the livingroom. My husbands version of helping out with the kids is yelling COME ON, GUYS! from the couch. My most transferrable skill between being a surgeon and parenting a newborn is my ability to eat an entire lunch in about 45 seconds. Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! Like exhaustation. My husband and I were discussing whether we wanted another kid but decided 1 was enough. Me: My wife got me a telescope for Christmas.Neighbor: Nice. My 7YO said she cant go to school cause her tummy hurts, and the only thing which will make her feel better is playing Roblox. James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 9, 2023. 5 year old: can you breathe on the moon?me: no, there's no oxygen5 year old: what if you had an oxygen tank?me: then yes5 year old: what if the oxygen tank was empty?me: then no5 year old: what if you refilled it with oxygen?me: is someone paying you to do this? Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! pic.twitter.com/LaYESO0aC8, I had a really annoying day. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. This reminds me of the time we applied for a fancy preschool and at the info meeting one of the parents asked is it ok if my child is bilingual? pic.twitter.com/bYJs2xhK6M. Wishing you all a good weekend! Parenting means not saying anything when your kid squirts half a bottle of dish soap onto the sponge to wash one dish because its rare and you dont want to scare them away. I demanded a snack then sat on the floor and cried when she gave me one, left legos randomly all over the floor and tried to flush a Barbie doll down the toilet. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! I got-Me: I know. This funeral would be a lot more fun if we could go in the hot tubmy Jewish kid talking about the giant baptismal font in this church. Sometimes they can be downright hilarious. Part of HuffPost Parenting. WANT. #17 Wouldn't that be nice? Do you love humor and heartwarming stories? Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. My kid just said the only thing that can make me happy this morning is chocolate in case anyone needs a new life coach. Top 20 Best Tweets From Funny Mom and Teacher Katie D. Top 15 Funny and Relatable Tweets From Women This Past Week, 20 Funny and Relatable Marriage Tweets That Prove Opposites Attract, What does love mean? Hilarious and Heartwarming Answers From Kids. My daughter just asked me if Cinderellas shoe is such a perfect fit then why did it fall off so I enrolled her in the task force. I reminded her we have a dog and wow the genuine surprise on her face as it dawned on her that our dog is a pet and not just some other guy who lives here. SANTA IS WATCHING! Still laughing about the time I was less than 2 days postpartum and I tweeted that my 36 hour old daughter and I were watching Bones in the hospital and someone tried to lecture me that children under 2 should have zero screen time. Helping the 5yo look for her harmonica which is currently in my pocket because this aint my first rodeo. Your kids are lying around all day, complaining that they're bored. It's time to grab the beverage of your choice, shove the pile of clean laundry off your side of the bed, and settle in for a laugh with your fellow parents! Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! 4 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. I just threw out that really good box Id been holding onto for at least seven years. Me: That would be like you having a favorite parent. I'm getting popcorn. Jan. 23, 2023, 7:30 AM PST / Source: TODAY. Me: its time to goKids: wait. One week post baby and I keep panicking for a second because I realize I havent felt the baby move in a long time. Probably something gross like last time. I was in the bathroom when my 5-year-old busted in there with a tambourine. My 6-year-old: What's the difference between a barracuda & a shark?Me: When a barracuda is near, you'll hear a guitar riff. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. My 1yo is starting to get mad at this baby that keeps staring at her. You might be lucky enough to take the week off of work, but even if you get that, you must find something to keep your kids occupied. [COMMERCIAL ON TV] Me, as a kid: Hey, I have that toy! You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. My pregnant wife asked for an Oreo so I brought her a single Oreo. My tween, who wanted money, told me I dont look a day over 41. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! My 6-year-old: I can't sleepMe: If you count sheep jumping over a fence, it can relax your mind6: What color are the sheep? There are those who say, Ill just do it later, and those who say, Ill do it now so I dont have to do it later, and they marry each other. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents for more! Mommy find my toy or I'm not going to be your sweet boy anymore! The worst part of leaving the grocery store is the text from your wife asking if you are still at the store as you drive away. Apparently this was a gross miscalculation on my part, Forgot to wear a hazmat suit when cleaning out my sons backpack this morning and now I need a tetanus shot, Once I finished assembling the bookshelf my 7YO said, give your-shelf a pat on the back for a great jobNow, shes the Worlds Best Dad, My son just woke up from his nap SOBBING and I asked what was the matter and he said, still crying, I love trains.. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. My 5yo holding her baby, "I can't leave the baby home alone!" Me, as an adult: Hey, I'm on that medication. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on . "My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere. A kid at soft play asked about our family, and I told her my toddler had 2 mums. pic.twitter.com/OKw7fXDuXc, Me *overhearing my neighbor's 3 yr old daughter having a mega tantrum: So glad I'm past the toddler years Teen: Screams, slams their bedroom door, storms off down the stairs and screams one more timeAlso Me: The irony of this moment is not lost on me, Picked up my 6 yo from a play date and the first thing he said as we got in the car was THEY ARE DEFINITELY RICHER THAN WE ARE!!. My mom suggested I drive carpool to hear about my teens life & now Im stuck driving around rank raging hormone bags who say things like did you and Jenny finally [sends text] and Im like DID YOU AND JENNY FINALLY WHAT? You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. I typed my symptoms into DadMD and it said, Youll live., 5 during the queens funeral:I cant wait to marry Prince George and be queen of the worldWhen do they all have lunchI wonder if they keep snacks in those big furry hatsWhen Im queen Ill tell my servants to bring me a cheese bagelMummy can you bring me a cheese bagel. My kid could break a window and they would be like, "Way to go, buddy! The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Dec. 10-16) "'I better not shout, I better not cry,' I quietly sing to myself as tuck my kid back into bed for the 87th time." By Caroline Bologna Dec 16, 2022, 02:44 PM EST Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. In fact, just pretend like theyre wearing a wire at all times. I just want to believe in anything as much as my 5yo, who after seeing 1/16 of an inch of snow outside, now believes Christmas is coming in February. Wait, what color is the fence? 8: It's Mom. 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